Top 9 Ways to Tell that You're a New Dad
9) Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege.
8) The sentence, "Honey, could you take his foot out of my pocket?" sounds normal.
7) You are used to doing everything one-handed.
6) The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one.
5) The list of bodily fluids that disgust you has shortened, possibly to zero.
4) Your idea of romance is hand holding.
3) You answer the question "How are you?" with "We're fine."
2) You decide whether a shirt is wearable based on how well the spit-up stains match the shirt's main color.
1) You see a slender teenage girl walking down your street, and you think, "Hey, I wonder if I could interest her in babysitting?"
Sunday, June 20, 2010
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