Anything is possible if you
have enough nerve.
-JK Rowling
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Monday, June 28, 2010
MOM'S BATHING SUIT
My friends 5yr old daughter went shopping with
her to help her find a new bathing suit.
After trying on many bathing suits the mom
decided on a black and white one.
The little girl exclaimed,"Oh Mommy you look so pretty.
You look like Shamu the whale!"
her to help her find a new bathing suit.
After trying on many bathing suits the mom
decided on a black and white one.
The little girl exclaimed,"Oh Mommy you look so pretty.
You look like Shamu the whale!"
Sunday, June 27, 2010
Saturday, June 26, 2010
ADVICE TO CHILDREN
The best way to give advice to your children
is to find out what they want
and advise them to do it.
-Harry Truman
is to find out what they want
and advise them to do it.
-Harry Truman
Friday, June 25, 2010
SHORTS
I was thrilled when my daughter asked to borrow a pair of my shorts.
"Why do you want them?" I asked.
She answered "It's nerd day at school."
"Why do you want them?" I asked.
She answered "It's nerd day at school."
Thursday, June 24, 2010
LITTLE BOY
A little boy says to his Mom,"What's that?"
"It's a new toilet brush",she replies.
The little boy exclaims,"But I like the toilet paper better!"
"It's a new toilet brush",she replies.
The little boy exclaims,"But I like the toilet paper better!"
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
SUPPORT YOUR CHILDREN BY KNOWING:
Support your children by knowing:
when they need to be pushed,
when they need to be encouraged,
and when they need to be left to work independently.
when they need to be pushed,
when they need to be encouraged,
and when they need to be left to work independently.
Monday, June 21, 2010
Sunday, June 20, 2010
HAPPY FATHERS DAY
Top 9 Ways to Tell that You're a New Dad
9) Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege.
8) The sentence, "Honey, could you take his foot out of my pocket?" sounds normal.
7) You are used to doing everything one-handed.
6) The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one.
5) The list of bodily fluids that disgust you has shortened, possibly to zero.
4) Your idea of romance is hand holding.
3) You answer the question "How are you?" with "We're fine."
2) You decide whether a shirt is wearable based on how well the spit-up stains match the shirt's main color.
1) You see a slender teenage girl walking down your street, and you think, "Hey, I wonder if I could interest her in babysitting?"
9) Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege.
8) The sentence, "Honey, could you take his foot out of my pocket?" sounds normal.
7) You are used to doing everything one-handed.
6) The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one.
5) The list of bodily fluids that disgust you has shortened, possibly to zero.
4) Your idea of romance is hand holding.
3) You answer the question "How are you?" with "We're fine."
2) You decide whether a shirt is wearable based on how well the spit-up stains match the shirt's main color.
1) You see a slender teenage girl walking down your street, and you think, "Hey, I wonder if I could interest her in babysitting?"
IN THE EYES OF CHILDREN
In the eyes of children,
there are no seven wonders of the world,
there are seven million.
there are no seven wonders of the world,
there are seven million.
Saturday, June 19, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
THUNDERSTORM
A little boy trying to sleep at night was afraid of a thunderstorm.He said,"Mommy will you sleep in my bed?" She said,"No,I have to sleep in daddy's bed" The little boy replied,"Well,he's a big sissy!"
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
A DATE
My parents loved the guy my sister dated in high school as he was captain of the chess team. They figured any guy who took 3 hours to make a move was OK.
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
Sunday, June 13, 2010
DREAMERS AND DOERS
The world needs dreamers,
and the world needs doers.
But above all,the world
needs dreamers who do.
and the world needs doers.
But above all,the world
needs dreamers who do.
Saturday, June 12, 2010
DR. SUESS
You have brains in your head,
You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
Any direction you choose.
You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
Any direction you choose.
Friday, June 11, 2010
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
PARTAY!
A friend's daughter had a party in the basement which got very noisy.The next day the Mom said,"Didn't you hear me pounding on the floor?" The daughter answered,"That's OK we were making lots of noise ourselves!"
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Sunday, June 6, 2010
HELP HELP PLEASE
Please can someone post a funny or inspiring story about your children or mother!
Love to hear from you!
Love to hear from you!
Friday, June 4, 2010
Comment Please
Who has a funny or inspiring story about their children or mother?????? Please make a comment on my blog www.momwritings.blogspot.com
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Children Learn What They Live
If a child lives with acceptance and friendship,
he learns to find love in the world
he learns to find love in the world
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Children Learn What They Live
If a child lives with approval, he learns to like himself.
(See tomorrows post for continuation of story)
(See tomorrows post for continuation of story)
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Children Learn What They Live
If a child lives with security, he learns to have faith.
(See tomorrows post for continuation of story)
(See tomorrows post for continuation of story)
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