POSSIBLE

Anything is possible if you
have enough nerve.
-JK Rowling

LAUGHTER

I am thankful for laughter,
except when milk comes out my nose!

MOM'S BATHING SUIT

My friends 5yr old daughter went shopping with
her to help her find a new bathing suit.
After trying on many bathing suits the mom
decided on a black and white one.
The little girl exclaimed,"Oh Mommy you look so pretty.
You look like Shamu the whale!"

RICH

Rich is a mom whose children run
into her arms when her hands are empty.

ADVICE TO CHILDREN

The best way to give advice to your children
is to find out what they want
and advise them to do it.
-Harry Truman

SHORTS

I was thrilled when my daughter asked to borrow a pair of my shorts.
"Why do you want them?" I asked.
She answered "It's nerd day at school."

LITTLE BOY

A little boy says to his Mom,"What's that?"
"It's a new toilet brush",she replies.
The little boy exclaims,"But I like the toilet paper better!"