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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

POSSIBLE

Anything is possible if you
have enough nerve.
-JK Rowling

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

LAUGHTER

I am thankful for laughter,
except when milk comes out my nose!

Monday, June 28, 2010

MOM'S BATHING SUIT

My friends 5yr old daughter went shopping with
her to help her find a new bathing suit.
After trying on many bathing suits the mom
decided on a black and white one.
The little girl exclaimed,"Oh Mommy you look so pretty.
You look like Shamu the whale!"

Sunday, June 27, 2010

RICH

Rich is a mom whose children run
into her arms when her hands are empty.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

ADVICE TO CHILDREN

The best way to give advice to your children
is to find out what they want
and advise them to do it.
-Harry Truman

Friday, June 25, 2010

SHORTS

I was thrilled when my daughter asked to borrow a pair of my shorts.
"Why do you want them?" I asked.
She answered "It's nerd day at school."

Thursday, June 24, 2010

LITTLE BOY

A little boy says to his Mom,"What's that?"
"It's a new toilet brush",she replies.
The little boy exclaims,"But I like the toilet paper better!"

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

SUPPORT YOUR CHILDREN BY KNOWING:

Support your children by knowing:
when they need to be pushed,
when they need to be encouraged,
and when they need to be left to work independently.

Monday, June 21, 2010

GOOD

Good,better,best,
Never let it rest.
Until your good is better
and your better is best.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

HAPPY FATHERS DAY

Top 9 Ways to Tell that You're a New Dad
9) Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege.
8) The sentence, "Honey, could you take his foot out of my pocket?" sounds normal.
7) You are used to doing everything one-handed.
6) The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one.
5) The list of bodily fluids that disgust you has shortened, possibly to zero.
4) Your idea of romance is hand holding.
3) You answer the question "How are you?" with "We're fine."
2) You decide whether a shirt is wearable based on how well the spit-up stains match the shirt's main color.
1) You see a slender teenage girl walking down your street, and you think, "Hey, I wonder if I could interest her in babysitting?"

IN THE EYES OF CHILDREN

In the eyes of children,
there are no seven wonders of the world,
there are seven million.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

LOVE

When the power of love overcomes
the love of power,
the world will know peace.
-Jimi Hendrix

FRIENDS

Friends are the family we chose for ourselves.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

THUNDERSTORM

A little boy trying to sleep at night was afraid of a thunderstorm.He said,"Mommy will you sleep in my bed?" She said,"No,I have to sleep in daddy's bed" The little boy replied,"Well,he's a big sissy!"

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

A DATE

My parents loved the guy my sister dated in high school as he was captain of the chess team. They figured any guy who took 3 hours to make a move was OK.

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

DO

You must always do the thing you think you cannot do.
-Eleanor Roosevelt

Monday, June 14, 2010

RAINBOWS

If you want the rainbow,
you have to put up with the rain.

A 3YR OLD

A 3yr old is asked, What plant grows red and round and we use it to make spaghetti
sauce?" She answered," meatballs."

Sunday, June 13, 2010

DREAMERS AND DOERS

The world needs dreamers,
and the world needs doers.
But above all,the world
needs dreamers who do.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

DR. SUESS

You have brains in your head,
You have feet in your shoes,
You can steer yourself,
Any direction you choose.

Friday, June 11, 2010

CHILDREN

Children are like wet cement,
Whatever falls on them makes an impression.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

CHILDREN

Children are not things to be molded,
but are people to be unfolded.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

PARTAY!

A friend's daughter had a party in the basement which got very noisy.The next day the Mom said,"Didn't you hear me pounding on the floor?" The daughter answered,"That's OK we were making lots of noise ourselves!"

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

DREAM

Dream.... of a world filled with peace,love and kindness.....Dream

Sunday, June 6, 2010

HELP HELP PLEASE

Please can someone post a funny or inspiring story about your children or mother!
Love to hear from you!

Friday, June 4, 2010

Comment Please

Who has a funny or inspiring story about their children or mother?????? Please make a comment on my blog www.momwritings.blogspot.com

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Children Learn What They Live

If a child lives with acceptance and friendship,
he learns to find love in the world

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Children Learn What They Live

If a child lives with approval, he learns to like himself.
(See tomorrows post for continuation of story)

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Children Learn What They Live

If a child lives with security, he learns to have faith.
(See tomorrows post for continuation of story)